An Inconceivable Loss! A Horrible Tragedy!

This is a sad day for the salmonhunters. Those of you who were a part of our quest last year remember that we added the divine vest as a trophy to the most accomplished fisherman of the weekend. The plan was to have this vest embroidered with the name of the "King" every year. Last year Mike narrowly won the vest and he took it to an embroidery witch who tricked him into believing she could do the job. But now we've learned that she has lied. She has closed down her shop, disconnected her phone number and has left the country...with the vest!!!
We cant believe this lady has beguiled us with such deceit. And we all agree that this is a horrible saga unfolding for us, and for our cause. We cannot willfully suffer this unjustice! We must fight back! We must attack! We must protect the purity of the vest! We must re-capture the symbol of our people!
The question is, who will be the one to track this woman of deceit? Who will pursue this witch? Is there a brave knight amongst us?